康芯

1、都是服务性行业，都是靠卖艺为生，吃青春饭，老了就熬不下去了。 
2、生活没有规律，只要客户需要，日夜都得工作，常因工作而得病。 
3、必须尽最大可能满足客户各种各样不正常的要求。 
4. 妓女靠的是三围，设计师靠的是三维。 
5、喜合群，设计师集中的地方称为设计室，妓女集中的地方叫红灯区。 
6、工作时精神高度集中，最怕外界干扰，工作完后身心舒畅，都有一种不可替代的快感。 
7、设计师为了拉客，通常会免费先提供自己的作品，妓女会先让你看看身段。
8、新上手的设计师叫菜鸟，刚入行的妓女叫雏鸡，都是好可怜的小动物。 
9. 都没有同行业协会，都有被骗 ，被客户耍，白干还没钱收。 
10.女孩子都不愿意干这两个职业。 
11. 妓女多人配合叫淫乱，设计师多人配合叫合做。 

不过总的来说设计师比妓女还惨： 
1、妓女每个月有几天休息，设计师一年没有一天休息。没事做练习 
2、妓女不干了叫从良，设计师如果不干了，叫做下岗！ 
3、设计师出名了，要做的活就更多；妓女出名了，就不用再做那么多了。 
4、当妓女不需要经验，越新手越值钱，当设计师就不一样了。越老越拼命 
5. 客户通常都能分辨妓女的优劣，却不能分辨设计师的水准。 
6. 设计业普遍存在压价竞争，免费设计。妓女好象没有。 
7. 色情行业有着大量的需求市场，设计行业仍然萧条。 
8. 设计师没事要多练习，妓女可不用。没事逛商场做美容。还买些新衣服。 
9. 再丑的妓女都能找到嫖客，新手的设计师不要钱当学徒也没人要。还怕套技术 
10. 妓女一般都有男朋友，设计师大多没有女朋友。 
11. 妓女一般都吃香喝辣， 睡眠充足，一脸的玉润光滑。设计师一般都吃得少，睡不着，要起早。 个个惨白的脸蛋,活象刚刚从坟墓里爬出的僵尸,吸血 鬼。 
12，妓女一般都干着自己的事业,收多少赚多少，没有精神压力。设计师大多替人打工，受尽剥削压迫，做一丁点的私活还得偷偷摸摸。 
13，妓女一般都穿金戴银，左的士，右出租, 进者星级宾馆，出者桑拿酒吧。生活多姿多彩，尽享生命中的每一天。 设计师大多混身乱着冒牌T恤, 常年跟民工挤bus, 进者工作室 office, 出者工地现场 材料市场, 生活极度乏味，无聊透顶。

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function CAL()
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RunGLNL();

function CurentTime(){
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    var hh = now.getHours();
    var mm = now.getMinutes();
    var ss = now.getTime() % 60000;
    ss = (ss - (ss % 1000)) / 1000;
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行单影只，

哪得少年狂。

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